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Rock Your Brain! September 9, 2006

Posted by alexd in Look What I Just Found, Music, Rants.
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“The Times” has reported that rock muscic can increase your brain power

That sticks one on the nose of all those precoscious classical music snobs. I haven’t got anything against classical music, just the people who congregate around it. You’ve gotta give credit to a genre that has been going on for 400 years though.

I’ve always had a thing about making those parents that do buy those Baby Mozart CD’s, its just kinda desperate and ends up with the child being treated like they are the most special thing in the world. Inevitably causing mental breakdowns as the real world isn’t like that.

Steve Vai is a bit rubbish though. He is obviously a very talented guitarist, but I feel that rock music really needs lyrics. You can’t have a gig with people going “wheurgh, weee, erererer etc” in an attempt to immitate the star. Plus playing 3000 notes per minute is just a desperate attempt to make your dick look bigger using the guitar as a phallic totem of shred. They are blatently trying to cover up for a lack of melody. I’ll stop ranting now.

Instead let your baby listen to this.

Download: Steve Vai- The Boy From Seattle

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